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Post by grimtalesmimi on Jun 14, 2012 20:15:17 GMT -5
Wishes have loopholes and consequences. In this game, be careful what you wish for, and one wish at a time.
example is : " I wish for a throne made of gold " a 'wish granter' grants this wish but with a loophole or gag. "your wish is granted but the golden throne is stolen by castle looters and melted down to make golden toilets in their own modest colonist/village house."
After a person grants a wish , they make their own wish to be corrupted by the next person who posts. That being said , the person who has their wish corrupted first- in this case myself wishing for the gold throne can sit out the next round and let another person corrupt the wish granter's wish. OR they get revenge. LET US BEGIN. THERE IS NEVER A WINNER (fyi)
My first wish is for a frying pan that always has a piece of prepared bacon in it every morning. yum.
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Post by Otacon on Jun 14, 2012 20:18:43 GMT -5
Granted but your bacon is always to hot for you to eat and you die from anticipation.
I wish for for a golden cookie award.
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Post by Leon Magnus on Jun 14, 2012 20:20:38 GMT -5
Granted, but your award is actually intended to go to chuck norris, who promptly pummels you for stealing it and takes it away.
I wish for a new hat!
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Post by grimtalesmimi on Jun 14, 2012 20:22:59 GMT -5
your wish is granted. your hat blows way in a hurricane.
I wish for a pet baby tiger.
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Post by Otacon on Jun 14, 2012 20:27:07 GMT -5
Granted but your tiger was secretly abused before you own it and it rips your throat out while you sleep.
I wish for new pants.
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Post by Leon Magnus on Jun 14, 2012 20:35:23 GMT -5
Granted, but it has holes that leave you indecently exposed, and your arrested for flashing.
I wish for pocky!
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Post by grimtalesmimi on Jun 14, 2012 20:38:56 GMT -5
your pocky is stale and veggie flavored.
I wish for a new knife.
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Post by Otacon on Jun 14, 2012 20:46:47 GMT -5
Granted but your knife is only new to you and its a prop that couldn't hurt a fly.
I wish for a perfect chess game.
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Post by Leon Magnus on Jun 14, 2012 20:48:38 GMT -5
Granted, but the person who wins is the one you were playing against, and your publicly humiliated, as you had wagered to be his slave for life.
I wish I had a new manga to read!
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Post by grimtalesmimi on Jun 14, 2012 20:50:55 GMT -5
your wish is granted but the new manga will never have a ending for all eternity and the creator dies.
i wish for a box set of Heibane Remnei
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Post by Leon Magnus on Jun 14, 2012 21:16:05 GMT -5
Granted but its just the box. There's no dvd's inside. I wish for a lifetime pass to an anime convention!
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Post by Otacon on Jun 14, 2012 21:19:58 GMT -5
Granted but the ticket is made out for use by lori and only lori.
I wish i could have a minds eye.
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Post by Leon Magnus on Jun 14, 2012 21:24:36 GMT -5
Granted, but it can only see things that make you sick.
I wish for some nice weather!
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Post by Otacon on Jun 14, 2012 21:42:56 GMT -5
Granted but the nice weather is all outside of florida.
I wish for my last wish to be the way i intended it to be.
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Post by Leon Magnus on Jun 14, 2012 21:43:50 GMT -5
Granted, but this wish backfires midway through, and your teleported to genie court for hacking the rules. I wish for more money!
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Post by grimtalesmimi on Jun 14, 2012 21:55:51 GMT -5
wish granted. your money is worth nothing in your current country you live in. I wish for a expensive tea.
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Post by Otacon on Jun 15, 2012 13:13:02 GMT -5
Granted but your tea is way to bitter for your taste buds to handle and you end up pouring it out.
I wish for bulmas panties!unless thats not pg enough for this forum in which case i wish for cheesecake.
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